Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Help eradicate losers

Do you know someone who always looks tired? Consistently looks stressed out? Makes an obnoxious "Sign" every time you ask them how they are doing? People that make a career out of being miserable or just a career out of getting attention? I mean how do some people act so overwhelmed before their day even starts? That is totally predetermined and you should not play into that. Tell those people, tomorrow, to get over it and to stop being annoying.

Do you have skinny friends who always say they are fat? Tell them they are fat.

Do you have friends who tell you that their friends are jealous of them because they are prettier? Tell your friend that they're not jealous and if your really into it, tell that person that they really aren't that pretty.

Do you have friends that think every boy they see is hitting on them? Tell your friend they are not hitting on you.

If you follow this advice, it will not be long before you are free. You will all of a sudden have more time for yourself and you will feel fantastic. If you do this, you will feel like you make a difference and that you are a unique person. If you follow my advice you will never have to deal with annoying co-workers/friends/classmates or acquantances who always look stressed no matter how early it is into their day. If you follow my advice you your friends won't tell you that they look fat because they know you won't give them the answer they are really looking for. Furthermore if you follow my advice you will free yourself from dealing with a lot of immature, self-absorbed, snotty people all the while adding less fuel to their fire. People who do this should not exist but they always will if us nice folks buy into their ridiculous and pathetic lives.

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