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Former best friends are in court today after one punched the other in the shoulder and stole her Michael Kors diaper bag. Though pleading insane would probably be most appropriate in this case, BF #1 argues that BF#2 deserved it after she "stole her baby name." The defense's most overwhelming evidence is discovered today and brought into court: The defendants 1995 journal where the sacred's baby name was kept. Defendant also argued that her former best friend's baby, "Matthew," didn't deserve that name because he is not as cute as her virtual baby that she brought into court: A picture of an adorable baby boy that was conceived virtually, using the website "Morph Thing," and using a picture of herself and Luke Perry. Aspiring athletes warned to always aim for second place to avoid steroid allegations. Teen mom's third pregnancy a real eye opener. Sisters schedule C-Section for exact time of each other to avoid cousin rivalry.