Good question, first of all I will say that google is good but it's not God. Just know that every time you choose google, there is a better option...just not as easy, free, fast, and available. You know you misuse google when you repeatedly get one of two messages, one being the message "0 results," or two being "1-99,999,999 results."
I don't know why this is happening all the time, I swear I do not plan it but it just happens. My mom, yet again makes the blog. My mom is the only person I know that can google something and get "0 results." But before you go swearing off google, know why she gets 0 results.
You just have to know that you can't type full paragraphs into google, it's just not meant for that. Consider this, your family wants to order a pizza, what do you do? Google the name of the place you want. Find the store nearest you. Call and order. 45 minutes your eating your pizza....no, no, no, not when your my mom, not when your misusing google.
Same scenario, ordering pizza. My mom will type in something like this: Where is the best deal for two large pizzas, bread sticks, desert, for delivery. My address is 803 36th st. Name is Jane. First pizza will be all cheese. Second green pepper, sausage, and mushroom. Knock hard, door bell doesn't work. ENTER
0 results.
weirdest part of it all: She looks completely shocked when nothing comes up. She even often goes on to find something/someone to blame for it. "Jack, did you pay the internet bill? For some reason this isn't working," "Laura, why don't you run down stairs and try to reset the router."
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